I'm as Bored as a Midget in a Theme-Park

Nothing nearly significant enough to write a blog post about happened today.
Oh, hey, except maybe my aquatics teacher FLIPPING A SHIT during class today! Here, this is what happened.......

It all started with attendance... oh the attendance. (it just strikes me, why does attendance have dance in it? I think when they call on us, we should have to dance to stress and freely express the fact that we are present)

After attendance, (what was wrong with it? nobody was dancing, that's what!) Bonnie, Nicole and I were sitting on the bleachers talking about how super awesome it would be to have super spidey powers, when we noticed......... A strange white machine in the corner of the room!

After noticing this strange machine, sitting at one end of the pool, many queries entered my head, but I was sure of two things-  It was huge, and I wanted to play with it.

I didn't ofcourse, but we brainstormed what it could be... My theory being that if you had short arms (like me) and couldnt swim well, presumably because of that (like me), then it stretched your arms into new limbs that resembled fins so you could swim at super speed!

Being so curious, We asked the teacher what is. Needless to say, My theory was wrong.... .____.